Aphorisms

We showed them our teeth.
They were in our hands.

I am afraid that we will have a stormy past
even in the future.

A brighter future smiled on us,
because we made it laugh.

Eureka!
I don't remember anything anymore!

The Minister was astonished when he found out that he was receiving a triple salary.
He immediately drew up a budget to start an investigation.

When I see a destroyed mosque, I am ashamed to be a Serb.
When, a bit further, I see a destroyed church, I am proud to be a Serb.

The worst has not passed.
The best is yet to come.

The war criminal has double-parked.
Such a thing cannot go unpunished in this country.

I have a choice:
I will either be a marionette
or my life will hang by a thread.

Finally, a light at the end of the tunnel.
And not one, but two!

We are ready to die for what we believe in, but thank God, we don't believe in anything anymore.

The negotiations have shown some results.
The two parties agreed on the time
for the renewal of the conflict.

The negotiations started with a big surprise.
Both sides showed up.

We prepare the ground for the talks.
We cleared it up with heavy artillery.

Why shouldn't we be proud of our past
when each new day is worse than the previous one?

We never take responsibility for our acts.
We are not a terrorist organization.

The truth will emerge, sooner or later.
Like every drowned corpse.

Stop thinking only about the past.
Look at what we’re doing to you today!

Reincarnation would allow
for the other side to be heard.

We are pleased that you will once again become our traditional friends.